Joke Day

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.




Knock KnockWho's there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

I'm gaining weight doctor
Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color
Knock KnockWho's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!


Have a great joke day!!

Comments

Shawna said…
Cute Jokes. When we were at the doctor Ryan told her his favorite joke which he has memorized. He says "Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was assaulted" get it? a-salted. She laughed for a while. He used to say it when he was younger and couldn't pronounce peanuts very well. lets just say peanuts sounded more like part of a man's anatomy. Right now i am trying to teach him the knock knock joke
knock knock
who's there?
Jimmy
jimmy Who?
Jimmy a little kiss
July 1, 2008 at 11:03 AM
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